Bailey Robson

copywriter with a ˖⊹sprinkle⊹࣪ of art direction

hey there!

I was born and raised in Muskoka Ontario, I was quiet as a mouse until high school hit me like a truck. I learned quickly being funny was as good an asset as a cannon for an arm, a great rack, or a finished basement. It wasn’t long before I weaselled my way in to every social circle. Bush parties, student government, even infiltrating the popular grannies group working at the ol’ retirement home. I grew up collecting and sharing stories all with the singular goal of making people laugh. Once I realized I could make a career of it in the big city…I was as good as gone.

“Bailey please! I’m so intrigued! Please tell me more about yourself to tide me over until you respond to my interview request!”

– You ( probably )

alright, twist my arm…

This is me in highschool

Bravely putting aside athletics and dating to dedicate 4 years exclusively to developing my sense of humor.

“big red”

First Car

“blue Meanie”

Current Car

What hireable traits could owning these cars possibly showcase?

Consistency. Loyalty. Great Taste.